Clients From Hell

I couldn't stop laughing reading stuff on Clients From Hell. So recognizable.


"Explaining to the client that my questions were not to frustrate her but to get a better idea of the project:
Client: “Don’t worry, my daughter is very artsy, so I’m used to dealing with you people and your train of thought.”"

"Your prices are a little high. My son has a mac and the Adobe Reader. Maybe he could do the artwork changes."

"Those photos really don’t work for us. Our clients are usually pale and these ads are colorful. Please make the changes."

"I setup an Exchange server and showed the client how to use web mail to access her mailbox remotely.
Me: Just follow these simple login instructions, and you can access your email from anywhere.
Next day, the client called me.
Client: When I got home, I did what you said but it didn’t work.
Me: Was your Internet working? Did Google work?
Client: Internet? I don’t have Internet at home! You never said I needed to have Internet at home - you said it would work from anywhere!"

"We have an entirely different notion of how the Internet should work."