I like water ... I like coffee

Clear coffee? Brown water?

It might keep my teeth white but I like my coffee dark and hot.

You can buy clear coffee here and it makes your wallet $ 18 lighter.

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Toothy Shoes For Young Girls

Fantich & Young created 'apex predator' for young girls. Bright red shoes for girls with teeth dentures instead of a rubber sole. Beware the tooth fairy!!

Do they also have them in my size? Want!

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A Tribute To Gap-Tooth Women (1987)

"A trailer for Les Blank and friends' 1987 tribute to "Gap-Toothed Women." From LesBlank.com:
A charming valentine to women born with a space between their teeth, ranging from lighthearted whimsy to a deeper look at issues like self-esteem and societal attitudes toward standards of beauty. Interviews were conducted with over one hundred women, including model Lauren Hutton and Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor."



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