Showing posts with label satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label satire. Show all posts
Mar 3, 2017
Feb 14, 2017
Just in time ... The devil's guide to Valentine's Day
I couldn't stop laughing.
"In his irreverent 1906 masterpiece, The Devil’s Dictionary, American writer Ambrose Bierce took aim at all manner of human hypocrisies, sins and shortcomings by penning a lexicon of cynical word definitions for a cynical age."
In the spirit of Bierce, Ozy takes a look on Valentine's Day.
“Be Mine” n. Overly possessive courtship proposition that has become a holiday staple, presumably because neither “You Belong to Me” nor “I Shall Have You” would fit on a half-inch piece of heart candy.
flowers, n. Collection of a plant’s reproductive organs harvested and offered up to the female of the species by a male who has no feathers or ornamentation of his own with which to attract a suitable mate.
lingerie, n. Impractical undergarment modeled by Tens and sold by Eights to Threes hoping to make their Fours look like Sixes.
love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage. —Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary
wedding, n. A funeral where you smell your own flowers. —Eddie Cantor
"In his irreverent 1906 masterpiece, The Devil’s Dictionary, American writer Ambrose Bierce took aim at all manner of human hypocrisies, sins and shortcomings by penning a lexicon of cynical word definitions for a cynical age."
In the spirit of Bierce, Ozy takes a look on Valentine's Day.
“Be Mine” n. Overly possessive courtship proposition that has become a holiday staple, presumably because neither “You Belong to Me” nor “I Shall Have You” would fit on a half-inch piece of heart candy.
flowers, n. Collection of a plant’s reproductive organs harvested and offered up to the female of the species by a male who has no feathers or ornamentation of his own with which to attract a suitable mate.
lingerie, n. Impractical undergarment modeled by Tens and sold by Eights to Threes hoping to make their Fours look like Sixes.
love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage. —Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary
wedding, n. A funeral where you smell your own flowers. —Eddie Cantor
Feb 3, 2017
IKEA's offers Trump 'Börder Wåll'
This IS funny. The Postillon posted this affordable and easy to assemble 5y guarantee wall. It seems that Trump is already looking into it.
Read the whole story here.
Read the whole story here.
Apr 29, 2013
Steven Spielberg's 'Obama'
A spoof, a satire on the next presidential movie by Steven Spielberg 'Obama', with Daniel Day-Lewis as Obama as Daniel Day-Lewis.
Created for the 2013 White House Correspondents Dinner.
Created for the 2013 White House Correspondents Dinner.
Apr 7, 2012
Oct 8, 2010
Sep 5, 2010
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