I just don't like text emoticons

Sorry, but I really don't like them. I see online huge very complicated text emoticons. I never had the urge to try it, do it, use it, figure it out. But ... I'm a very nice person. This post is especially for people who do like them. It's a Text Emoticon Generator! Yippie!

Story generator

This is an invention from 1916! by Arthur Blanchard. If you lacked ideas for a plot you could add some words and a paper roll was printed. Awesome! A story generator from the past.

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Noisli

Noisli is a background noise generator. It includes a text editor. An app is on the way. I'm trying to figure out the use of it. It's fun, it looks good ... but for what are people using it? For working & relaxing?

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Crap-O-Matic

The Crap-O-Matic gift generator. Awesome gifts.

The Warholizer

Cute! You can buy the hires file for euro 1,--.

Warholize yourself here.

RoboHash

RoboHash generates unique images of robots from any text, url, ip address. Fun! The first one below is my blog url. The second one my name.

Rumour Generator By 180Amsterdam

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The Merholzinator - The Madlib Generator

"Ladies and gentlemen, on behalf of a small group of brave Adaptive Path staff, I give you … The Merholzinator – The Madlib Generator. Countless hours have been spent deeply understanding and empathizing with the human element that drives this experience. It was at times enlightening, at times challenging, but an overall rewarding endeavor. I welcome you all to redirect your browsers to our latest online experience The Merholzinator – The Madlib Generator."

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Old Spice Voicemail Generator

You definitely have to do this. It's hilarious!!!!

Free Slogan Generator

and with a last name like mine it's hilarious ('knaap' is a dutch word, translated roughly in english as 'boy', 'lad')

Melts In Your Knaap, Not In Your Hand.

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Slogan Generator

This is nice. You can 'sloganize' your name or other keyword over and over again

Sometimes You Feel Like a Sylvana, Sometimes You Don't.

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