Three-Penis Liquor – The Perfect Valentine’s Day Gift From China

UPDATE: I was just thinking about this liquor just now. For whom a perfect valentine's day gift? For the man? Does he grow 2 extra penisses all of a sudden? Or for a woman? After drinking this does she have the most wonderful orgasm of the world?

"It comes in an unremarkable-looking bottle, but the “Tezhi Sanbian Jiu” rice wine is a Valentine’s Day gift your loved one will always remember, especially after you tell them it translates as “Three-Penis Liquor“.

I know what you’re thinking, many drinks have strange names like this to attract attention of customers, but in this case, the label is very accurate – this particular rice wine has various types of animal penis brewed in it to grant vitality to the drinker. The label on the back of the bottle says it contains seal penis, deer penis and Cantonese dog penis, all of them popular ingredients in Chinese traditional medicine, said to increase male potency and virility."

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