Nov 30, 2010

Jason Fried 'Work'

Jason Fried has a radical theory of working: that the office isn't a good place to do it.

How To Make Google Translate Beatbox


One enterprising redditor named harrichr found that it is possible to make Google Translate’s audio function generate a beatbox sound. Here’s the process.

1) Go to Google Translate

2) Set the translator to translate German to German

3) Copy + paste the following into the translate box: pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpkzvpvzk kkkkkk bsch

4) Click “listen”

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Ronald Reagan & James Dean

Highlights of the live CBS telecast, "The Dark, Dark Hours" first broadcast on the General Electric Theater on Sunday December 12, 1954.

Christmas Bicycle Tree - Tree-Cycle - Re-Cycle

This one is in Sidney. Amsterdam would have a lot of Tree-Cycles if they came up with the idea.




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Nov 29, 2010

The 9 Most Annoying Christmas Songs

When Sinterklaas is over here in the Netherlands I will create my own top ... ?











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Leslie Nielsen

I didn't know this photo. Nice!


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Spider Pig

Doing its rounds again at my work. Once you've heard it you can't get rid of it.

R.I.P. Leslie Nielsen

Leslie Nielsen died at the age of 84.

Street Fight

This is a very weird fight. Cat vs uhm bird ... oh no, cat.

Nov 28, 2010

BluntCard

Hilarious! Special small cards to post on Facebook.


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Photobomb

Be careful taking a self portrait.




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You can watch slide show here.

History For Music Lovers

A group of American teachers started a YouTube channel with video's about history with the help of music.

Bicycle Lock Lift

This is cool. I want one to use in Amsterdam, city of bicycle thiefs :)

People Are Crazy - Black Friday

This is soooo creepy. I would be so scared.




The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational - Change One Letter

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

I especially like #2

Here are some of the winners:

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

2. Ignoranus (n.): A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high

8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer,right?

12. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

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Comment From Washington Post (Thanks!):
The Empress of The Style Invitational said...

Actually, there isn't any "Mensa Invitational," but The Washington Post does have a wonderfully clever humor contest called The Style Invitational. And two Invitational contests from 1998 are the sources of many of the neologisms in the list above. (But not all: For example, "decafalon" isn't a one-letter change from "decathlon," is it? Or "caterpallor"?)

Much better to see the the current Invitational -- every week at washingtonpost.com/styleinvitational. We've had more than 600 contests since the ones above! The Style Invitational is published every Saturday in The Post's Style (features) section, and every Friday afternoon at about 3:30 Eastern time. There are neologism contests regularly, and lots of other sources of humor as well.

For example, we asked readers recently to coin a new word or term that was a palindrome (it's spelled the same backward and forward). Here are some of the top winners (results printed Oct. 16):

AHA HAHA: When you finally get the joke. (Tom Flaherty, Culpeper, Va.)

EGADAGE: "Heck," "darn," etc. (Jeff Contompasis, Ashburn)

NAMETAG-GATEMAN: The conference organizer who won't let you enter until you've ruined your jacket with adhesive paper. (Dion Black, Washington)

AMENEMA: Blessed relief. (Anne Morgan, Fairfax, a First Offender)

DROWSYSWORD: Impotence. (Roy Ashley, Washington)

See the rest of the winners and learn how to enter the current contest at washingtonpost.com/styleinvitational. Or you can become a fan of "Washington Post Style" on Facebook (go to facebook.com/wapostyle ) and you'll get a link to the Invitational when it's posted. I hope you become a regular reader and maybe even a regular entrant.

Best, The Empress of The Style Invitational

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Don Hertzfeldt 'Rejected'

These cartoons were rejected by The Family Learning Channel. These are soooo good!

The Snakebot




"According to dvice, “each segment of this snakebot is totally self-contained with a brain, sensors, motors and batteries. While the segments are designed to work together… each segment is capable of operating by itself if the snake gets damaged.” Right now, this snakebot is learning how to slither more realistically, after that; he’ll be ready for battle. Wth?"

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Tattoos Of Polish Prisoners





"Tattoo collection at the Department of Forensic Medicine at Jagiellonian University in Krakow, Poland. The tattoos were collected from the prisoners of the nearby state penitentiary on Montelupich Street as well as from the deceased on whom autopsies were performed."

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Fashion Town In Sicily

The launch of Sicily Fashion Village.

Cancer Society Of Finland 'Jamming Sex Machine Gun'

Advertising Agency: 358 Helsinki, Finland

"Soft gun poster for army troops.
How to make army-time more tolerable without smoking? Guys in the army love sex and gossip. The poster show how smoking can damage the circulation of blood in those crucial thin veins."

Pads

The Microsoft Tampon


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And yes, please do. I know it's an oldie but it's hilarious ... 'vaginal firewall protection'

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Diamond-Ring-Store Urinal Plaque

I'm curious what the plaque says on the ladies toilet


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Thanks Yoono

I'm using Yoono for a while now. I especially like it for Twitter. Suddenly 3 days ago my Twitter account wasn't updating anymore. Panic! Waited a day. Still no updates. De-installed it. Installed it. No connection with Twitter. Bummer. Just to get rid of my own frustration I've send an e-mail to Yoono. Guess what ... Reivax, an employee of Yoono, reacted on it. And the problem was solved. I felt so good. An helpdesk that really helped. Afterwards I thought this is very weird. Basically what does a helpdesk do ... yeah ... solve your problem. Like when a client calls me I help in one way or another. But nowadays I'm very surprised when that happens.

Anyway, Yoono is up and running again. Thanks Reivax from Yoono!


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The TSA Needs To Opt Out Of Tweeting

"The TSA has its own Twitter account—which could be a great way to inform the scared, angry public (and do damage control). Instead, it's filled with idiotic, tasteless, and downright creepy tweets. Funded by your tax money."




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